Wednesday, April 30, 2008

"Drop Your Cocks and Grab Your Socks!"

Reveille is a French word meaning "wake up." Reveille is a tune played at sunrise for military personnel throughout the world. Reveille is a dog that walks on water on the storied Texas A & M campus. For Mike Sherman, head coach of the Aggies, reveille is moving to the digital age. The coach has placed 25 digital clocks around the practice facility to ensure that everyone knows what time it is.

Why?

Well it seems "The Shermanator" is demanding perfection in everything including making it to meetings on time. Those that are late to practice or meetings will have their lockers cleaned out and will not be allowed to participate until they have had a meeting with coach. If that doesn't straighten you out he will send the First Lady of the Corps of Cadets after you.

You got to be early,
You got to be early,
You got to be early to meeting;
You got to be early,
You got to be early,
You got to be early or else!

The coach told the players,
The players told the Corps,
The Corps told the "Lady,"
And the bitch told them all!

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