Because I Got High!

As you probably already know by now, police found a small amount of the Magical Weed in a Penn State area apartment after responding to a noise complaint on Tuesday night. Though no charges have currently been filed, mysteriously one player has been kicked off the team and three other players have been suspended for this weekend's game vs. Oregon State.

Reminds us of a song we once thought was pretty funny. Be careful though if you play this one too loud you might have police at your front door responding to the noise complaint filed by your 75 year old neighbor.



I was going to write a clever blog, until I got high.
I was going to bash all the Nittany Lions, but then I got high.
This is the best I could do, and I know why!

Why?

Because I got High!
Because I got High!
Because I got High!

I was going to make fun of ESPN, before I got high.
Was going to tell the world about overrated Joe Pa, but I got high!
Now the world still thinks the man is a media genius, and I know why!

Why?

Because I got High!
Because I got High!
Because I got High!

I was going to make fun of Spurrier's Cocks, before I got high!
Going to cheer on the mighty Commodores, but then I got high!
There is no Smelley Cock joke on this blog, and I know why!

Why?

Because I got High!
Because I got High!
Because I got High!

I am going to stop writing this entry, because I'm high.
I am destroying this whole damn blog, because I'm high!
If I get suspended for a week, You'll know why!

Why?

Because I'm high!
Because I'm high!
Because I'm high...!