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The College Football Guys are back with their weekly podcast!
Find out what the CFG's think about USC/OSU, ND/Mich, Houston/Okie State, UCLA/Tenn. How does the outcome of Notre Dame/Michigan affect the two programs going forward? Does Houston have what it takes to make it to a BCS Bowl game? Can any non-BCS program make it to the title game? What is going on with the Almost College football Conference?
Finally, which crazy CFG thinks Tennessee will beat Florida this weekend?
All that and more! You know the drill, click here, press play and enjoy!
The college football season is finally upon us! Join the College Football Guys as they discuss who will be playing in the BCS National Championship Game, Heisman trophy winners, and sleeper teams. Also will Florida finish the season number one? Are Lou Holtz and Beno Cook crazy for picking ND to go undefeated?
Also a preview of Bama/Va Tech, Georgia/Okie State, Oregon/Boise State, Miami/Florida State, and BYU/Oklahoma. Included is a little friendly wager between LSU boy Ethan and Washington kid Cas for this weekend's LSU/U Dub game.
Plus "What Would Tim Tebow Do if he were here right now?"
For those of you that follow our podcast and the blog this College Football Guy wanted to make you aware of a challenge I have accepted and about to carry out. On Tuesday September 1st, I will be headed up the most glaciated peak in the lower 48 - 14,411 foot Mt. Rainier.
All of us have a "bucket list" of items that we wish to accomplish before we pass and this one is on that list for me. From everything I have read and been told, it is an amazing and difficult experience. I am looking forward to the experience.
Part of my desire to accomplish this goal is to raise money for cancer research. Within the last year my aunt and grandfather passed away from cancer and my grandmother was diagnosed this spring. It has been a challenge for the family to deal with and something that I don't want anyone else to go through.
Therefore I have teamed up with the Jimmy V Foundation for Cancer Research to used this climb as an opportunity to raise funds to make sure that fewer people have to suffer from this disease. So far over 100 people have helped me raise over $5,000! If you are interested in helping the cause and helping us find an end to cancer you too can give. Just go to www.firstgiving.com/casheilman for complete information about the climb, cause and how to give. Anything you can do to help would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks for listening to the show and wish me luck!
Join the College Football Guys as they discuss the release of the USA Today Top 25 poll.
Our thoughts are on Orrin Hatch and the BCS. Plus how hip are the CFG's on urban slang. The Princeton Review's top 10 party schools. When will the NCAA FINALLY crack down on USC? Is Steve Spurrier jealous of Tim Tebow? Plus, Joe Paterno explains his knowledge of Twitter.
The College Football Guys are back to knock a little dust and rust off our voices and help cure your football hangover.
This month's edition includes talk on: the coaches decision to make their votes private after 2009, SEC mandates a maximum 28 scholarship offers, PAC Ten is making half the money the Big Ten is making, Phil Steele's Bible is out and would you like to be buried next to your favorite college football stadium?
Last weekend Lou Holtz was a member of a guest panel on Fox New's Hannity show in which the topic of global warming was brought up. Similar to the other program Dr. Lou is a guest panel member of, he proved to be the dimmest fluorescent light bulb at the table. His performance earned him "Worst person of the world" status on Countdown with Keith Olbermann.
(In case you missed all of this, click here to get caught up.)
Today Lou issued the following statement about his remarks. Well not really, but if he had the following is probably what they would have looked like.
"Many people have asth me this week, 'What qualifications do you have to speak on global warming?' To them I say, I graduated in the lower half of my high school class - and it was a rather stupid class overall. I have written three New York Times Best Sellers - the only person in the world that has written more books than he has read. I coached for New York Jets for a whole 13 games - the same number of games the great Bobby Petrino coached for the Atlanta Falcons. I have four honorary doctorate degrees and my mother loves me.
Now about global warming, the good Lord put eyesth in the front of your head instead of the back so you can see where you are going and not where you have been. Therefore if I see it snowing today in New York, there is no chance of the existhence of global warming.
There is a rule in life, your either growin' or your dyin'. A tree'th grown' or it'th dyin'. The world's growin' or it's dyin'. It has everything to do with, are you content where you are or are you trying to get better? Ladies and gentlemen, I'd say we are content with where we are.
Global warming isth alot like the bubble bee. Everyone says the bubble bee can't fly. By all aeronautical principles it can't because it'sth body is too big and it'sth wing span isth too short. But fortunately the bubble bee can't read, so it flies all over. People are saying that global warming is real and it'sth happening here on earth, but fortunately I don't read so I know that global warming doesn'th exist.
Friends, don't listhen to the hypocrites! How do we know they are hypocrites? Because a hypocrite is someone that complains about the amount of sex and violence on their VCR.
And now my closing thought for you. If you want some great advise, don't ask Dr. Lou. Ask your spouse. Maybe that is what Hannity should have done. Because, there is no one that loves you more, wants to see you succeed anymore, or will be more honest with you. Remember that behind every successful person stands a very surprised mother-in-law."
A surprised mother-in-law indeed! But in all fairness should we really be that surprised since our most relevant voice for global warming is a man that claimed he "invented the internet?"
A-Rod and Steroid free the February podcast is here!
Find out what the College Football Guys think about this year's National Letter of Intent Day. Included on the show is the CFG's thoughts on Lane Kiffin's outbursts. Will Mike Leach continue to be the coach of the Red Raiders? Should the NCAA continue to be worried about excessive celebrations?
Finally have you bought your loved one a "Snuggie" yet?
Week three is here for the College Football Guys!
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